Don’t worry, soon the blossoms will be gone & I’ll be back to instagramming myself in onesies. Until then: suck it.
Here is an elf-person petting a small pet pig named Sodium. This moment happened completely organically, and no elves or pigs were harmed in its making. I’m pretty happy with how this day is turning out. #portland #portlandasfuck #cantstopwontstop