love these - the contrast of the landscape and colors and the way the light hits the balloons is beautiful.
Everyone: OH MY GOD, have you been outside?! It’s literally 4000 degrees and Santa Claus is handing out free ice cream!! Everyone you’ve ever pined for is having sex on top of piles of money!! They’re waiting for you to join so they can heal the sting of every rejection you’ve ever felt with kisses and cuddles! Rashida Jones is there in a hella cute vintage dress, and she brought MAD WEED! There’s live music and a dunking booth and corgis playing scrabble!
Why aren’t you HERE?!
Me: *Stares at pile of five late assignments”
*Realizes joints are too sore to even go on an Old Person jaunt around the neighborhood today*
*Shakes fist at a nonexistant god*
|—||Iyanla Vanzant (via oceanghosts)|
Catching The Big Fish by David Lynch
started from the bottom now we here
started from the bottom now the whole team fuckin here
WOMEN: please wear high heels unless you don’t know how to walk in high heels in which case stay home and softly gnaw on bottles of shampoo
also please show no less than 64.87% of your boob and no more than 27.94%
stop having arms
when people ask you to smile, blowjob them
my tummy itches make that stop
i will think of new problems for you to have tomorrow
This post, every time.
I don’t laugh at jokes that aren’t funny, I don’t clap for horrible fucked up speeches, I don’t talk to people I hate. Tired of being a Nice Girl. Tired of humoring shitty ass men.
Photos that speak: Fuck your fountain. Fuck your tree. Fuck voter suppression. Fuck your labels. Fuck your stereotypes. Fuck your hatred. Fuck your restaurants. Fuck that dude. Fuck police brutality. Fuck white supremacy.