Saturday is for dreamers #inmyskiniwin

Saturday is for dreamers #inmyskiniwin

God Nugget would you just fucking chill out already #princessnaps #thedailynugget #fluffmonster

God Nugget would you just fucking chill out already #princessnaps #thedailynugget #fluffmonster

Don’t worry, soon the blossoms will be gone & I’ll be back to instagramming myself in onesies. Until then: suck it.

Don’t worry, soon the blossoms will be gone & I’ll be back to instagramming myself in onesies. Until then: suck it.

Here is an elf-person petting a small pet pig named Sodium. This moment happened completely organically, and no elves or pigs were harmed in its making. I’m pretty happy with how this day is turning out. #portland #portlandasfuck #cantstopwontstop

Here is an elf-person petting a small pet pig named Sodium. This moment happened completely organically, and no elves or pigs were harmed in its making. I’m pretty happy with how this day is turning out. #portland #portlandasfuck #cantstopwontstop

Somewhere in Washington…

Somewhere in Washington…

Awww. Well, that’s nice of him. But he never writes. #JesusTakeTheWheel

Awww. Well, that’s nice of him. But he never writes. #JesusTakeTheWheel

#Seattle

#Seattle

#cherryblossoms #Portland #springtime #cantstop #wontstop #unf

#cherryblossoms #Portland #springtime #cantstop #wontstop #unf

#flamingoparty #chillbros #dailyjog #portland

#flamingoparty #chillbros #dailyjog #portland